The Weekly Tri

THE WEEKLY TRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here we are.  We are here.  Are we here?  We here are.  Does anyone actually read or appreciate my humor?  The world will never know.  All I know is that we are here.  Wherever we are.  Right now.  So live in the moment and let tomorrow deal with itself.

 

THE WEEK THAT WAS:

-Sororities rushed each other on the quad.  Red-Rover style en masse.  Rushed right at each other.  Then, right before impact, a bunch of girls peeled off to the left and started talking about how cute the freshman second from the right with the blue top on was.  Then another gaggle of girlies started cheering and then a skit spontaneously occurred.  Meanwhile, the boys were up north scheming on how best to mistreat and ridicule their young pledges.  *the Northwester Triathlon Team is not responsible for these comments.  They are made in pure jest.*

-You can pay 1 dollar for a burger?  WHAT????  That happened.  I missed it.  We’ll do it again soon in case you missed it like I did.

 

THE WEEK TO BE:

-Ice skating at Norris next Fri afternoon, 1/21/11.  COME SKATE AND FALL AND LOOK FOOLISH AND ENJOY THE WINTER WEATHER.

-If you’re coming to Nationals (either sprint or Olympic), MANDATORY MEETING!  Thursday 1/20/11 after swimming.  You’ve been warned at least twice now.

-Guys, there’s a RACE THIS WEEKEND.  Give it up to all the people going to the UDayton Indoor Tri!!  If you’re on that trip, Brad’s in charge as I’m sure he’s told you.  Talk to him with questions.

-MLK Day on Monday.  NU has some pretty sweet stuff happening.  Check it out.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

-If you’re baller status, don’t drive a maroon Dodge Neon.

 

SHOUT OUT OF THE WEEK:

THE ENTIRE PANHELLENIC SYSTEM OF RECRUITMENT

 

Don’t you let regret take place of the dreams you have to chase,

clh